Someone erected a "laetle grae braej" which destroyed his parents home and he bitterly refused to come out until... now. Follow GW as we document the inherited quest of a Bitter Gnome to contact all 26 cousins and transmit vital Gnome Secrets before he mottles and returns to the beginning.
8.2.08
Wax Jockey: Osama Bin Gnome's Latest Disguise
(Roeters, USA) A candid cell phone photograph purports to show that the local spin doctor of "L'Amore," T. Ora Bora, is attempting to hide the illegal alien Gnome Garnish Waschaei (4Zgnome-BC).
Dressed as a "Personal Wax Buffer Holder" (PWBH, according to Gnomeland Security's file of illegal gnome definitions,) Waschaei is seen here assisting on an early model Packard. Bora, (aka, "Milton,") was not available for comment and could not be located in Fort Lee at his usual hangout, "Tribeca," a bar and multi-national disco lounge.
"I'm telling your face. Mr. Bora is out of town, he's gone to the mountains," said his companion Lumilla Boomshak U. Lakka - F. Lilly Turbelt from press reports
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
Post a Comment