(Roeters, USA) Exclusive photographic proof as make-up under the hot lights began to melt away around her eyes is that illegal alien Gnome Garnish Waschaei (4Zgnome-BC) attempted to infiltrate the ranks of cab drivers in the New York City area by posing as "Tina," the Taxi Babe for GW Taxi. The company had hired "Tina" to begin a slate of personal appearances beginning with a bikini contest at their World Headquarters and Campus in Fort Lee.Suspicions arose as "Tina" became "testy," according to Bob Pete, co-founder of the car service, "...every time we asked her to show a teeny bit more cleavage for the publicity photos (final version above) she began to speak this funky mixture of Gaelic and Albanian slang." Tape recorded translations performed by local forensic authorities determined he/she was upset about having "to show this bounty of loveliness 'baefore ates taeme."
The model, "Tina," was last seen storming off the set shouting, "I bet the boys at Babe's Taxi would treat me with more respect!" - C. Charles Baines
