8.2.08

Wax Jockey: Osama Bin Gnome's Latest Disguise


(Roeters, USA) A candid cell phone photograph purports to show that the local spin doctor of "L'Amore," T. Ora Bora, is attempting to hide the illegal alien Gnome Garnish Waschaei (4Zgnome-BC).

Dressed as a "Personal Wax Buffer Holder" (PWBH, according to Gnomeland Security's file of illegal gnome definitions,) Waschaei is seen here assisting on an early model Packard. Bora, (aka, "Milton,") was not available for comment and could not be located in Fort Lee at his usual hangout, "Tribeca," a bar and multi-national disco lounge.

"I'm telling your face. Mr. Bora is out of town, he's gone to the mountains," said his companion Lumilla Boomshak U. Lakka - F. Lilly Turbelt from press reports