(Roeters) Former Gnomeland Defense Director Elbert T.Farmway has supplied Roeters with an apparently confiscated training video through his lawyers Shelmlock, Shemlock & Fred. The video is purported to show new methods in the hunt for illegal alien Gnome Garnish Waschaei (4Zgnome-BC,) now commonly referred to in the media as Osama bin Gnome.
The low quality DVD was delivered (by all accounts) from a dwarf whose hair style was eerily reminiscent of Donald Doo © and spoke in an angry lisp.
-C. Charles Baines
